Yesterday was the annual EuroVision Song Contents. As usual it's an utter pile of rubbish, but Terry Wogan's silly comments make it almost watchable.
There are three classes of song:
Most songs this year were very banal love songs, sung by skimpyly clad women, on a stage full of dancers. The winner was the Finnish novelty band, not a very good song but at least it wasn't a silly love song.